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This article was ripped off of a Wikipedia edit from like 2008, but it's so random that I claimed it for Un1.

clearly, mao zedong created malic acid, he was the lead chemis behind warheads. and he killed chinese people and something about a red book

Mao did not have many friends. So he decided to torture people with the warheads.

Mao did not know it, but he had a secret lover named kristin.

She eventually went to declare her love to him, but it was too late. He ate too many warheads and died.

WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS A BLATANT IDIOT. Wikipedia they screwed this page up fix it.